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  • Why do gay bees love flowers? What’s the best way to add LGBTQ+ humor to my writing?
    Use clever wordplay or situational comedy that celebrates love, equality, and self-expression.

    10. "What happened?", his buddy asked. We shuffled to the door and when it was my turn, I just froze.

    Because he had no body else to dance with 💃💀

  • How do gay cows stay trendy? You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."
  • One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. I own it and I didnt inherit it.

    Because it was full of pride ⭐️🌈

  • How do gay robots celebrate? My name's Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!"
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    Joke has 81.61 % from 978 votes.

    funniest gay jokes

    So, go ahead, keep the jokes coming, but remember: comedy, like love, should never punch down.

    Best LGBTQ Jokes

    What do LGBTQ members speak during meetings?
    Gaelic.


    Why do some people complain that games have too much LGBTQ+ content these days?
    Every game you’ve ever played has come out.


    Have you asked someone to tell you what LGBTQ means?
    You’ll never get a straight answer.


    This man asked his son what he learned at school today.

    Carefully crafted to be funny and inclusive, this collection will keep you smiling—and sharing pride—one joke at a time.

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  • My social media status? I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
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    Joke has 82.27 % from 1732 votes. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!!

    ❤️🤣

  • Witty Gay Jokes to Light Up Social Media 📱✨

    • I came out on social media and now my likes are sparkling ✨👍
    • Why don’t gay phones ever lose signal? They photosynthesize with fabulous energy 🌱🌈
    • I’m so gay, even my jokes have perfect pitch 🎤🌈
    • The best gay jokes? Because they know how to handle current ⚡️🏳️‍🌈
    • I asked my computer if it was gay—it said, “I’m binary, but I love the rainbow” 💻🌈
    • Being gay means my jokes have extra sparkle and zing
    • What do you call a gay knight?

      Fruit-saurus.

    • Why did the rainbow bring a ladder? "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. Son: How did it taste? St. Peter shook his head sadly. A whole family of them 🌈👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
    • Why do gay dogs wag their tails?